OMG! im so sorry for not being on

ok this isent even funny! i wasent on forever! i didnt mean to do this to you guys! anyway have fun!
omg! i just noticed somthing! did anyone hack me! because theres a catalogy in my catagories that i NEVER made! if i find you freak ill jam somthin big down your throght you hear! (hahaha kitty should know this it’s a classic!)

heres a joke i got a long time ago!

lindsey (luvs2dance) kitty cat and waterboy probably already know this or remember it!
here it goes
p.s. no offence to blondes im blond too anyway it’s just a joke

A Blonde Decides To Try Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but can not seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up the frail blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune …..
Bobby, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse!

EEVEE DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!

hey peoples i just wanted you to see this AWESOME video of an eevee dance party! and this is a fact every 5 secounds… it took 1 hour to make 1 HOUR EVERY 5 SECOUNDS!!!!!!!!!
well enough of me talking get to watchin!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPmibbubN7s]

tell me how you liked it!

water or coke?????

hi every one heres a vote pole i’ll be holding…..

WATER OR COCA COLA?

WATER

#1. 75% of amaricans are chronically dehydrated (likely half the world population) water will help with the dehydration.

#2. In 37% of amaricans, thirst mechanism is so weak it’s mistaken for hunger. (basicly if you get dehydrated you will feel hungery.) water will make it better.

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolisom as 3%. (water will make it better)

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a university of washington study.

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue

#6. preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could help ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or a printed page.

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily DECREASES the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. are you drinking the amout of water you should drink every day?

HOW WAS THAT!!!!! this is all real facts. so basicly water is the best substence to drink!

NOW FOR THE HORROR OF THE DAY!

 

COCA COLA!

#1. in many states highway patrol carries 2 gallons of coca cola in the trunk to remove blood from the highway streets after a car accident.

#2. you can put a t-bone steak in a bowl of coca cola for 2 days and the acid in the coke eats the meat right off the t-bone steak!

#3. to clean a toilet: pour a can of coca cola into the toilet bowl leave it in there for 1 hour then flush clean. the citric acid in the coca cola eats the stains from the toilet bowl.

#4. to remove rust spots from chrome car bumbers rub the bumber with a rumbled-up piece on reynolds wrap aluminum foil dipped in coca cola.

#5. to clean corrosion from the car battery terminals pour a can of coca cola over the battery, the acid in the coca cola eats away the corrosion.

#6. to loosen a rusted bolt: apply a cloth soaked in coca cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes, then the bolt can easily be screwed out.

#7. to remove grease from clothes: empty a can of coca cola  into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. the coca cola will eat away some of the grease.

#8. it will also clean road haze from your windsheild!

HAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW SCARY WAS THAT!? i repeat all facts are true. (they wouldent be called facts if they were fake)

here are 2 more facts you should know about coca cola…..

the active ingredient in coke is phosphoric acid. it will dissovle a nail in about 4 days. phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis (some kind of bone diease)

and another thing

the distributors of coca cola have been using it to clean engines of the trucks for about 20 years!!!!!!

NOW THE QUESTION IS…… WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS OF WATER?

OR COCA COLA?

WELL I HOPE YOU LEARNED SOMTHIN PEOPLE!!!

ANYWAY BY POEPLES!!!!

look at this

break dancing kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe i think its funny

talk about me not posting!!!!!

MAN PEOPLE YOU DO NOT LEAVE ALOT OF COMMENTS DO YOU!!!!!

IM SOOOOO BORED AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO AT ALL….

I CANT GET ON THE STUPID CLUB PENGUIN CAUSE THE STUPID COMPUTER TAKES 10 MIN JUST TO GO TO THE FLIPPIN GIFT SHOP AND OTHER PLACES! (SERIOUSLY 10 MIN NO EGZARATION!) UGGGGGGGGGGGGH I HATE THIS COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL RIGHT THE ! MARK ALL DAY IF I HAVE TO!

ok i got that meebo on one of my sites

yeah what i explaned above well i got one of those are you able to delete some of the messages you get or no

contest ends next Tuesday!

hi peoples just want to tell you that the contest to tell the end of the story of version of animals and wolf clan. and so far only kittycatCM has entered the contest….. OH COME ON PEOPLE! it’s not a competitive contest it’s a contest for you guys to show your creative side…… (i dont really have one) but anyway thats pretty much it. well start sending in those stories! you never know what i’ll do with them… (dont worry i wont change anything on them, but i will do something with them) have fun and good luck!

happy april fools day!

hey guys happy april fools day. dont worry i wont pull pranks unless you want me too! hehe me and my mom already pranked my sister. that was halarious! we told her, her ex boyfriend called while she was at work and she believed that and then we gave her a fake phone number to some place (we didnt care if a russian man picked up) hahaha that was sooooooooo funny! ………………………………………………………..

………………………………………………. OH NO! THAT MEENS THERE COMING TO PRANK ME!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

hey i have a question

hi peoples and i have a question…. is that meebo acount free cause the last thing i need is more money appearing on the computer bill. so please comment back! please?!